and I found a couple of my favorite photos from Italy.
Exhibit A: THE ASSHOTEL

Asshotel . . . for your stay in Pesaro
Knowledgeable readers (Mattia) could probably point out that "Asso" is Italian for "Ace." So an "Acehotel" is a top quality Ace Number 1 Hotel. But it says "Asshotel," and it has a picture of bare-assed little Italian boys (I'd better not get google searches for that phrase) running joyfully into the surf. This billboard was in the Pesaro train station, and I laughed at it every single time I took the train.
Exhibit B: THE TRATTORIA BELLE ARTI RECEIPT

This was one of my favorite restaurants in Bologna. I often took friends there and I once went there with some German friends who were visiting. They loved our reciept and even took a photo ot it and emailed it to me. How does the addition of 1 coffee reduce our bill from 103 euros to 100 euros? It just does. What did we order? No clue. But I seem to remember eating appetizers and pasta and drinking wine and I'm pretty sure there were five of us.